I Hate Guns

and I'm a Wall Street Analyst hack who needs to make nice with my employer, Michael Bloomberg. So, I tried to tie two semi-relatable things together, but couldn't really get it done in the end.

What with the terrorist attack in Boston, the deadly explosion at a fertilizer plant in Texas and the inane vote against gun control in the U.S. Senate, you may have missed the news late last week about Stephen Feinberg. The reclusive co-founder of the buyout firm Cerberus Capital Management LP is attempting one of his most daring and ill- conceived deals of all time: trying to buy Freedom Group Inc., one of the world’s largest gun manufacturers, from his own company.

Go read it.